Treat me Right

1. The only acceptable response to "Can we split the bill?" is "Absolutely not."
2. Recognize that we like to be taken care of even if we don't need to be.
3. Mix us a drink.
4. If you're going to be late, be charming.
5. Take care of our cars.
6. When debating whether or not to buy us flowers, the answer is always yes.
7. Women don't expect life to be a diamonds-are-forever commercial, but try to surprise us once in a while.
8. Be possessive.
9. Write us a note.
10. Give us something to brag about.
11. Keep our secrets.
12. Rub our feet.
13. When you're angry at us, think long and hard about whether you're simply blaming us for things that you screwed up.
14. We're not all looking to marry you.
15. Take our picture.
16. The part of our body you have to pay attention to is slightly higher than you think.
17. Take us away.
18. Tell us we look beautiful.
19. Happy Valentine's Day. Now admit defeat.
20. Pay attention to us.
21. Don't pretend you don't see the hot girl in the minidress standing in line in front of us, instead, choose wisely to talk about it.
22. Baby talk is never romantic.
23. Defend us blindly.
24. Stroke our hair while we watch what we want to watch on television.
25. We have a spot, so find it if you can. Don't make big deal of it if you can't.
–––– by female editiors in GQ april 08

OMG, I'm so impressed you knew all these before I do. Now I can double confirm how right I'm being treated. Thank you babe~ Muah!!